Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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