I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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