I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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