I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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