? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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