that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
We had to coat check the pizza.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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