so that wasnt chicken after all
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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