it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I am available for nakedness
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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