at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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