5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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