Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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