in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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