apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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