he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
You don't make any sense
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