Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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