Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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