I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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