I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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