idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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