roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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