True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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