theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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