That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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