I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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