his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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