even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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