Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
