Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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