I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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