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Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!

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(732): View more from New Jersey

you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.

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(206): View more from Washington

At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .

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(804): View more from Virginia

You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house

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(301): View more from Maryland

You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass

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(618): View more from Illinois

I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers

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