I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
he just fucked me for my cheese..
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
