Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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