well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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