So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We have so much sex to catch up on
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I think my moral compass just broke
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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