i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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