Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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