Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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