I wannas sexs uuuuu
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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