I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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