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WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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