I'm laying in your front yard are you home
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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