I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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