I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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