What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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