A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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