Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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