Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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