I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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