the condom got lost in my hair
I could make wine with my vomit
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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