am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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