Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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