love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize