What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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