Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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