Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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