Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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