How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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